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25 January 2012 @ 09:02 pm
Some Things Should Be Reposted - You Live in Oregon  

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon
If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in
Oregon
If you measure distance in hours, you live in
Oregon
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
Oregon.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked,  you live in Oregon
If you can drive
75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern

          or Eastern Oregon .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in
Oregon
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in
Oregon.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in
Oregon.
If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in
Oregon.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in
Oregon.
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks,
Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in
Oregon.
If you know how to pronounce Sequim,
Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette,

           you live in Oregon.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in
Oregon.
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in
Oregon.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in
Oregon.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in
Oregon.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
OREGON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon.   

-=Jeff Foxworthy=-

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